Reaching milestones at 2:00 A.M.

Okay, little buddy, you lie right there, and I'll lie next to you. No, no, don't turn over, you can't sleep on your stomach. You have to sleep on your back, it's a baby rule. There you go, I'll just ease you back over. Child, stop rolling over here. Where am I going to sleep? Well, maybe it would be okay if you slept on your stomach. I'm right here; I'd know if you were in distress. Hmm, that's a bad idea. I'm flipping you back... HEY! HE CAN ROLL OVER!