Me: Yeah, and she yelled at him for being such a wuss. God, he's never coming out of the closet.
Melissa: Not to his mom, he's not. What are knickerbockers anyway?
Me: They're like short-pants with suspenders, I think.
Me: Yeah, knee-pants.
Melissa: So there are tights?
Me: Definitely tights.
Me: They're like pioneer leiderhosen.