The Fez

Sam dropped me off at work yesterday and noticed a new business had opened in the building.

Sam: The Fez - Hookah Lounge and Cafe. No way!

Me: I give it six months.

Sam: Are you crazy? How cool would it be to sit around puffing on a hookah all night?

Me: I have no idea, and neither do you.

Sam: Do you even know what a hookah is?

Me: Duh. I've seen Alice in Wonderland.

Sam: ....

Me: Okay, see you at 5:00.