Sam dropped me off at work yesterday and noticed a new business had opened in the building.
Sam: The Fez - Hookah Lounge and Cafe. No way!
Me: I give it six months.
Sam: Are you crazy? How cool would it be to sit around puffing on a hookah all night?
Me: I have no idea, and neither do you.
Sam: Do you even know what a hookah is?
Me: Duh. I've seen Alice in Wonderland.
Me: Okay, see you at 5:00.