Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Orientation: Getting to Know Me

New Co-Worker: I've been married to my wonderful husband for twelve years, and he has given me two terrific kids.

Me: My husband didn't give me my children. I'm pretty sure I earned them.

1 comment:

Azura said...

Oh, she sounds annoying as hell, dude. Does she exclamation point everything? Like Dora. Jebus.