As of Monday, there is a new hand soap in the bathroom at work: Softsoap Black Raspberry and Vanilla. Hardly. It smells like cheap perfume on a decaying corpse. It wouldn’t be that big of a deal except the smell does not wash off. Damn you, Softsoap, clean my hands, do not scent them for hours and hours, especially with the fragrance of rot. Every time I brush back my hair or scratch my nose, I am accosted with perfumed death.
Also, it makes my hands cold as ice, numb to the wrist. What is it, mentholated? It is twenty-nine degrees outside and I’m washing my hands in liquid nitrogen. Christ Jesus, I can smell my frozen hands from the keyboard as I type. Kudos to the development team who came up with a product that turns my hands into a morgue. Next trip to the bathroom, I’m considering just rinsing my hands really well. Better yet, I will not drink anything all day long.
Softsoap, you have overthought hand washing.
Also, it makes my hands cold as ice, numb to the wrist. What is it, mentholated? It is twenty-nine degrees outside and I’m washing my hands in liquid nitrogen. Christ Jesus, I can smell my frozen hands from the keyboard as I type. Kudos to the development team who came up with a product that turns my hands into a morgue. Next trip to the bathroom, I’m considering just rinsing my hands really well. Better yet, I will not drink anything all day long.
Softsoap, you have overthought hand washing.
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throw it out. get new one.
But then what would I complain about? Besides, I did that once. I threw out an offensive plug-in air freshener from the women's bathroom. It was back the next day when someone crazier than me dug it out of the trash can. When I chunked it into a different trash can, there was an office-wide email demanding its return or monetary reimbursement.
seriously? even if you replace the stuff?
scary...
You KNOW who selected that raspberry/vanilla oppression, don't you?
Yeah, I bet it was Ben.
I raided another bathroom and switched handsoaps. We'll see how the suckers in Litigation like the purple abomination.
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