Keep in mind I had his baby, drug-free*, a mere two and half weeks ago.
Me: Gianluca has outgrown his first outfit, so now I have a dilemma. Do I store any baby clothes as keepsakes or do I just get rid of them all?
Sam: We're gonna have another kid, right?
Me: Um. What?
Sam: We've got to have three.
Me: Well, neither of us got fixed, so it's still in the realm of possibility, I suppose.
Sam: I can't get fixed. I might want to have kids with my second wife.
*That's somewhat misleading. I did have Pitocin, which speeds up labor by making your contractions very strong very fast. I didn't have any pain-relieving drugs. That's just the kind of wonder-woman (idiot) I am.