Law Clerk: Parking near campus is just impossible lately. I used to park in the University Baptist Church lot, but they've turned it all into paid parking.
Melissa: Have they? That's where I used to park, too.
Me: Where Would Jesus Park?
Melissa: He wouldn't have a car.
Me: Yeah, they'd be all, "You can't park that donkey here."
Melissa: They wouldn't make Jesus pay for parking.
Me: I bet they would.
Melissa: He's Jesus. They wouldn't make him pay.
Me: Whatever. They don't care who his daddy is.
Me: I'm going to spray paint that all over their No Parking signs ... Hey, where did the law clerk go?