Me to friend at work: So I picked Paolo up from school yesterday, and he tells me this OTHER little boy, not the evil one who I've already got my eye on, but another one told Paolo that he was NOT Sky Horse. He said that HE was Batman, but Paolo was not Sky Horse. Then he called Paolo a baby.
Friend at Work: Kids are so mean.
Me: I just don't know what to tell Paolo to say to these micro-jerks. Do you think it would be inappropriate to teach him, "I will cut you."
FW: "I will eat your soul."